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Old 07-19-2010, 02:24 AM   #1
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You have just been rewarded with your Masters Degree in Cancer Research. In ten minutes you are going to have an interview to get the job of a lifetime with a six digit salary. You’ll be able to pay off your student loans no problem. You flip on the TV right before you leave and what do you see? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK has just found the cure for cancer.


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Old 07-19-2010, 02:35 AM   #2
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Create a new cancer so you can have a job again, duh.
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:42 AM   #3
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Hire a hitman to take him out and destroy his findings so that you get your job back.
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:45 AM   #4
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:47 AM   #5
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I think you're missing the point...
how about this to show u guys...

You have just fended off a shark, you are bloody and tired but you can climb onto the boat when who shows up to stomp your fingers? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.
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You have just saved enough money to get a 23' TV on E-Bay. Who snipes the auction?

GARY MUTHERFUCKING OAK!

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Edit: people must hate me in DFO for bein auction snipa.
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Create a new cancer so you can have a job again, duh.
You go to create a new cancer, but it turns out it is useless because Gary (motherfucking) Oak used his research to identify any other possible causes of cancer and created a cure-all for cancer.

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Hire a hitman to take him out and destroy his findings so that you get your job back.
This would work, but someone has hired every hitman you could ever have access to as a bodyguard. You check who this asshole is and whose name do you see? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

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So you go to sleep with his mom, but she tells you that no man can compare to the experience of giving birth to a certain child. You leave the house confused until you realize that you were beaten again by none other than... GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.
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